Don't owe anybody anything!

I'm going to insert this very amusing story that was written out last night. It's so good LOL, but it's also very lengthy. So I'm splitting it up into different parts.
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( I was really laughing while reading and writing all the way through. Open the cut to read Part 1. )

Before I start writing out the song style prompt and lyrics, I've got to say... This 2009-2010 B-movie horror comedy, Thankskilling, is really crazy, quirky, and even funny. I find it more funny than scary, honestly... The main characters of this movie are seriously DUMB!! I can't even bother to really care about the any of the human characters in it. Well, for the most part, they are dumb. I won't spoil anything to those who haven't seen this movie. Just go watch it. (There's not a lot of gore in it, and there's a plot. It's a wild, absurd, and humorous experience. I'd watch this again later, probably. I bookmarked it. It's free to watch online, at the Tubi website!)

Also, DISCLAIMER!! This new villain for me is not just really twisted and bonkers. He also has a potty mouth! (Or, as he'd exactly term it, a fowl mouth. He sometimes speaks in these dark and twisted puns.) The lyrics will be unavoidably explicit in places.

( You know the drill. This long song prompt is underneath the cut, to avoid really stretching out the friend reading pages! )

One of the most twisted dark comedy songs I've ever done! LOL!! I had to adapt and compromise/revise some of the orginally written lyrics because the character was basically flipping me the bird with one of his wings and telling me, "Fuck you, I'm not saying those stupid shitty lines, 'Yummy, yummy, getting all this in my tummy'. That's bullshit. Let one of the lady ensemble members speak that and get me my snacks."

He got what he wanted, and Xelly also got what she wanted; having him as her newest addition in the Team Insanity music group.

As RP tags have slowed down most of the way, I decided to go check on favorite channels I subscribed to with my main YouTube channel.

Brentalfloss did his Final Fantasy 7 medley without lyrics, and I just finished checking that it's a very good quality instrumental! In the With Lyrics version of this song, I admit that there's a handful of mini-games inside the original game. However, I didn't mind it all that much. The story and characters are awesome. And, the funny stuff you get to do in there! Overall, I liked that too.

After listening to the FF7 Without Lyrics, I listened to some of his older ones, and decided to listen to them on different speeds. I never thought of doing this before until today, and it's actually sort of fun. Sometimes the results have been amusing to ridiculously amusing, while other results actually made the song sound cooler.

To try this, go the gear symbol that's at the bottom right side of the bar right under the video. You'll see an option that reads "Speed". The slowest is 0.25 seconds slower, and the highest is at 2 seconds faster. (I think it's in seconds. I'm not entirely sure.)

( Brentalfloss videos and suggestions for fun playback speeds under this cut )

...After I eat lunch, I think I might follow through with this crazy idea that's coming to my mind right now; to hear speedy versions of those chipmunk versions of rock songs I have in my Favorites Playlist. This ought to be interesting, LOL!