I found a cute old Durarara poem I wrote a long time ago.

[no_apologies]

While I was in the middle of looking through some stuff I had got back from a storage shed, I found an old portable USB drive that still works! I found some great mp3s and old stuff I wrote.

I don't remember WHEN I wrote this exactly, but so long ago... It's amusing, and I'll share it.

Iza-chan, Iza-chan

Iza-chan, Iza-chan
Eating Ootoro
Almost as if there's no tomorrow

It's his favorite sushi
He leaves none for me
Even when I offer him money

Iza-chan, Iza-chan
No Trident for you
No toothpaste or mouthwash
Or any mouth spray to use

You'll have to walk around
With seafood breath
'Cause there's none to be found

I locked them all up
And hid away the key
I won't tell you the location
Unless you say, "Pretty please?"

Iza-chan, Iza-chan
No, I won't let Shizuo know
About any of this--so let's go!
Before he gets something to throw