Doodle Dice

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I haven't done a board gaming song in a while, and I was thinking about one I've become familiar with quite a lot on the Friday nights when I go with my mom to meet up with some of our friends to play them together.

I'm gonna use one of my older personas known as "We Make Earworm Bangers!" for this one. XD

(Mood: A real good, fun time while introducing people to a dice and card game that may not be familiar to them. Very catchy and fun earworm of a good time. Genre: Danceable Electro-pop drum and bass hybrid with skittery breakbeat percussion that could mimic the sound of dice being thrown and rolled around!)

[Intro, spoken]
"I'm sure many of y'all never heard of this one before..."

[spoken, chant-like stutter]
L-L-Let,
L-L-Let,
L-L-Let me teach ya how to play.
Uh!

[brief instrumental]

[Verse 1]
Oh-oh-opening the box.
(Whooooooa, opening it up!)
Pulling out the bag o' dice.
There's six of them, black and white!
Diagonal, straight, curvy lines,
Faces, half circles, and dots on the sides!

The assorted deck of cards,
(Don't shuh-shuh-shuh-shuffle--)
No, don't shuffle them yet.
First, pull out a colored set.
One of each color!

(Reh-reh-red!)
(Blue-blue-blue!)
(Gree-gree-green!)
(Pur-pur-purple!)
(Oar-oar-orange!)
(Y-y-yellow!)

That's the beginning to the gallery.
Now, shuffle the deck for meeeeee!

[Chorus]
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
Are you lookin' for a good time?
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
A simple game that's really nice.

Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
(Doodle, doodle, doodle dice)

I've said it twice. I'll say it thrice.
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice!
Come on, give this a tryyyyyyyyy!

[Verse 2]
Wait--hold up.
Now that the setup's all done,
Here's where it starts getting fun.

On your turn, draw a card first.
Add to the spread, or you lose the turn!
Next, gather all the die. All the die.
(All the die. I'll tell you why.)
You'll need a good variety,
In order to arrange and see,
To match a card in the gallery.

Collect one of each color.
Only one after another,
A simple objective, isn't it?
Here's where it gets challengin'!
The orange may be the easiest,
So small, simply illustrated.
As for the many, many purple cards,
You'll need all six to match. (It's hard.)

[Chorus]
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
Are you lookin' for a good time?
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
A simple game that's really nice.

Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
(Doodle, doodle, doodle dice)

I've said it twice. I'll say it thrice.
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice!
Come on, give this a tryyyyyyyyy!

[Bridge]
A couple extra other cards,
Block a Turn, and Free Roll.
Don't squander 'em. Be smart!
Use them well towards your goal!

If an opponent is close to winning,
One of theirs could be worth getting.
Just say so as your turn's beginning!
This isn't just simple collecting.

Doooooodle dice...
(I really like, like, like)
Dooooooodle diiiiiiiice!

[Chorus]
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
Are you lookin' for a good time?
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
A simple game that's really nice.

Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
(Doodle, doodle, doodle dice)

I've said it twice. I'll say it thrice.
Doodle, doodle, doodle dice!
Come on, give this a tryyyyyyyyy!

Doodle, doodle, doodle dice
I enjoy this one most of the time!

Doodle, doodle, doodle dice...
Easy to learn. Hard to win,
Give this a tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

https://suno.com/s/SfZNfrVwZ8OrXuZP

https://suno.com/s/bsqOOLLIVT34XdoG

Both of these versions sound soooooo fun and amazing!!